Where do I begin? Unfortunately, this is one of the few subjects I can honestly say that
I'm an expert in. Do I state my qualification or not? How do I do that without sounding
like an AA or NA lifer that drones on every meeting boasting about how much dope they
did with a sick glee. No, I don't want what you have sir. "I once snorted a pickup truck
full of gank, convinced invisible alien centaurs that I was their leader, then corrected a
fracture in the space time continuum, stayed awake for 2 months, died, came back to life,
and then found another truck load." No you didn't. You tried to take a TV apart, put up
extra thick curtains s